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Funny Joke
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach and for the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.  A woman walks past and says, snickering: ‘If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.’ He raised an eyebrow and replied: ‘If you weren’t so ugly it would have lifted itself.’
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“Today I was in health class and we were talking about testing for STDs. My...”
– mylifeisaverage.com
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Oh Jenny...
Jenny
slut whore
jimmy wants you
you are gonna have sex in the dog bath
then in geena's office
if thats how you spell her name
5: 42pmTaylor
hahahahaha
5: 42pmJenny
and then behind the register
5: 42pmTaylor
oh you know me too well
5: 42pmJenny
and then on top of the display of dog food
5: 42pmTaylor
except there are cameras everywhere except the dogwash
5: 42pmJenny
then the dogwash it is
5: 42pmJenny
why the hell would there be no cameras there
5: 43pmTaylor
i dont know..prolly cause theyd get wet
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“JOKE: What has a bottom on its top? Your legs! Hahahahahahahaha”
– Laffy Taffy wrapper
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